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[unorthodoc]

You know what they say. Practice makes perfect.

You said you'd died a few more times since coming here. What did I miss?

[medals]

oh

we had a month where we were like twin peaks versions of ourselves. i was like, psycho i think and killed myself.

then danny put a hit out on me at the end of werewolf for reasons only danny knows. it was fine, probably the nicer one i've had.

[unorthodoc]

And I'm sure you're dealing with it all in a very normal way. Like pushing away people that care about you.

[medals]

i haven't pushed anyone away >:(

[unorthodoc]

Fine. Let them walk away from you, same difference.

[medals]

was i supposed to chain him to the bed and brainwash him into thinking he should stay?????

[unorthodoc]

Of course not.

Just use the cage.

[medals]

well we were in a horrible commune and didn't have the cage

[unorthodoc]

That's no excuse. John and I didn't raise no quitters.

[medals]

i tried
and i kept trying. i told him i'd wait.

[unorthodoc]

And then you gave up.

But don't worry, daddy's on the case.

[medals]

he's not going to come back if he doesn't want to

[unorthodoc]

You said you broke up and then he put out a hit on you? Danny doesn't kill people he doesn't care about. He'll be back.

[medals]

he did it because i was being annoying.

[unorthodoc]

Please. He loves it when you're annoying.

[medals]

you love it when i'm annoying
there's a difference

[unorthodoc]

He gets it from me.

[medals]

i get being annoying from you

[unorthodoc]

Self love. Even sexier.

Want to come over for dinner tonight?

[medals]

depends
are u finding a way to cook or are we getting room service

[unorthodoc]

The former. I'm thinking chilli.

[medals]

yeah okay then
do u want me to swipe a bottle of tequila and some limes

[unorthodoc]

Yes and yes.

[medals]

okay
but you have to be really nice to me otherwise you don't get a kiss and a blowie

[unorthodoc]

Can I have the kiss first?