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[unorthodoc]

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[ghostface]

did i ever tell you i fucked your boy?

[unorthodoc]

Which one?

[ghostface]

the sluttiest one?

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[semicharmed]

Got any more of those quizzes you can recommend?

[unorthodoc]

Here you go.

[unorthodoc]

They're all slutty once I'm done with them.

Which slutty one?

[semicharmed]

[ Thank you daddy Matt types, but deletes it before sending. He thinks his instincts are pretty good on this front, but all he really knows is this guy's old enough to find 25 not too depressing. ]



Honestly, I'm intrigued.

[unorthodoc]

It's stupid, don't worry.

I got the same result. Did you pick "pigeon"?

[semicharmed]

Lamb.

Maybe everyone gets the same result on this one. Some enterprising fetishist is out there implanting ideas

[unorthodoc]

I just hope he's not Australian.

[ Ignore that reference, Matt. ]

Done anything weird lately?

[semicharmed]

[ Matt Will Remember This. ]

Not by my standards. What's weird to you?

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[money]

hi jackass. the library gave me cocaine.
you didn't say it was drugs.

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[theminotaur]

Hi

Are you accepting new patients

[ real winner of an opener we've got here. ]

[unorthodoc]

Technically speaking, I'm not licensed to practice in this country so no, I'm not accepting any new patients.

But technically speaking, I'm also pretty bored, so. Is it interesting?

[unorthodoc]

Of course it's drugs. All the best things are drugs.

[theminotaur]

Probably not very

I think I need iron and calcium supplements and I'd like someone to check an injury I arrived with

[unorthodoc]

Boring. Is the injury is a gunshot wound or something?

[theminotaur]

[ she sends him a mirror selfie of a close up of the scars on her throat, one freshly healed and still red and unhappy, the other beneath it, in almost identical positioning, thin and pink with a year's plus worth of healing behind it. ]

[unorthodoc]

Cool. Considering you're still walking around and using your head I assume he didn't hit anything important.

[theminotaur]

Last thing I remember was drowning in my own blood but also packing my bags to come here so

I was in a coma for a few weeks the first time and this time I woke up here with maybe a few weeks of healing

No stitches to get removed

text, whenever.

[medals]

IMAGE ATTACHMENT

[unorthodoc]

Wait. This isn't a photo of your tits.

[unorthodoc]

That happens. At least you weren't naked when you woke up.

You'll let me examine you?

[theminotaur]

Yeah

[medals]

this is better???