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[medals]

i really miss the froggy chair :(

[unorthodoc]

We can rebuild. We have the technology.

[medals]

danny should build one. he needs a project

[unorthodoc]

You think you can make sure he gets some wood?

[medals]

this has not been a problem in the past

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As long as we can all sit on it when he's done.

[medals]

froggy couch???

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Froggy dick.

Wait, no. Dick couch. Wait.

[medals]

wait wait wait

https://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/vibrating-dildos/bouncing-vibrator

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We HAVE to get this.

Or this: https://www.pinkdiamond69.com/our-products/

Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[medals]

oh my god we can have dildo space hopper races!!!!

[unorthodoc]

My god, I love it when a plan comes together.

[medals]

we should make it competitive and make the house race

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I'm counting on you, Seabiscuit.

[medals]

tell people it’s good for their health